Met janice at the officenEarly wednesday morningnI could tell she wanted menShe could tell I was wanting her, toonSo one thing led to anothernAnd before I even knewnShe was slipping off her blousenAnd pulling off her shoesnnWe got it on, we got it onnWhen we thought everyone was gonenWhen we thought everyone was gonenWe got it on, we got it onnAnd got arrested later onnWe got arrested later onnnThe old lady behind the counternSaw us on the waiting room chairnI never knew of her presencenUntil the police department got therenWe got arrested for indecencynAnd our asses carted off to jailnShe got thrown into the women's wardnAnd I had no one to make my bailnnWe got it on, we got it onnWhen we thought everyone was gonenWhen we thought everyone was gonenWe got it on, we got it onnAnd got arrested later onnWe got arrested later onnnSome time later, I got releasednHoping that we'd meet againnBut they put me in the mental wardnAnd I'll tell you what they saidnThey said janice never did existnIn my hallucinatory statenAnd the state of ohio has declarednThat you are clinically insanennWe got it on, we got it onnWhen we thought everyone was gonenWhen we thought everyone was gonenWe got it on, we got it onnAnd got arrested later onnWe got arrested later onnnWe got it on, we got it onnWhen we thought everyone was gonenWhen we thought everyone was gonenWe got it on, we got it onnAnd got arrested later onnWe got arrested later on