Graduated high school, never touched a booknBeing the star athlete, was all it tooknPacked and left for college, never learned to readnGot a football scholarship, that's all you'll ever neednnNo more trophies, cheerleaders toonAll washed up at 22nNo more stardom, no more famenMother's disappointed and your dad is so ashamednLiving back at home and your job is pumping gas!!nStupid jocks they smell like sweat!nnYour picture in the paper, head begins to swellnToo much of that high life, your body goes to HELLnPicked up by the Cowboys, get cut the first yearnSent down to a farm team, say goodbye to your career
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