Christmas time is herenI bet you never saw it comingnAll the holidays are herenIs it everything you want it to be?nAnd you can buy me all the presents in the universenDon't wait around for me underneath the mistletoe tonightnI really had it with all your contradictionsnI'm really hoping that snow will fall this yearnLock you in your house and bury all your loved onesnI'll be fine as long as you're not nearnnChristmas seemed so far awaynI feel so lucky to have younI am feeling lucky to lose younnChristmas time is herenGuess I never saw it comingnAnd all your Christmas cheer is everything I'm running fromnI hope your car hits ice on the ride homenYou're going to be alone (haha loser)nI've really had it with everything you asked fornSo consider your wish list rippednThere is nothing under the tree for youn'Cause Santa knows that you suck toonnChristmas seemed so far awaynI feel so lucky to have younI am feeling lucky to lose younnHey! Whats up? nUhh, its Evan, from Red Car Wire. nListen, uhh, while I got you here, I need to talk to you about something. nUh, I was gonna, I was going to tell you at Thanksgiving, but, njust with all the family around and your parents and my parents and stuff, nI didn't wanna, I didn't want to get into it. nYou really, ehh, aww naw crap, how do I say this? nEhh, okay, one two three, I'm going to say it, okay? nOkay. One, two, three. nYou really need to get tested. nI.... I did some things I'm not proud of. nI did some things you wouldn't be proud of. nBelieve me. nBut, I just think, that it's for the best if, nthat I don't think we should be together anymore, uh, ever. nI love you, and Merry Christmas. nUmm Dad?nnChristmas seemed so far awaynI feel so lucky to have younI am feeling lucky to lose younnChristmas seemed so far awaynAnd I feel so lucky, feel so lucky, feel so lucky to have you, NOT!