I stood in the showernWaiting for life to unfoldnIt could have been an hournCause I stood there til the water got coldnSo why don't you come on overnSo you can treat me like goldnBut now please don't get me wrong, honeynIt just doesn't seem rightnCause I'm the center of the universenAnd I'm all alone tonightnYou say that I'm not very sympathetic, you donWell that's all fine and dandy if everything was revolved around younSo I think you're better suited just making my wishes come truenCause you don't want to lose what you've got, honeynPlease don't get uptightnWhen the center of the universenIs here with you tonightnEvery day and evening I'm the star of the shownSo if you're considering leaving, baby there's something I think you should knownYou could be there with me, following me as I gonBut you'll have to wait back there, sugar. I'm not impolitenI'm just the center of the universe and the stage is mine tonight.