Intro: [Master P]Are you ready to boldly go,where no family has gone before?The Ghetto Enterprise has landed.Captain Kirk has arrived, I repeat,Captain Kirk, has arrived.Women, if you're lucky, Captain Kirk will save you,and beam your loved ones to the fortune and fame youare lookin' for. I mean the next generation, ya' heard me?Are you ready? [Yes I Am!!!!]1st Verse: [Master P -- Fiend]Master P:Somebody musta' told these hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper,but will they jus' tell them hoes that I was a muthafuckin'captain?All the bitches I done broke fo' they bank,I got so many cocktales I need a muthafuckin' fish tank.I got hoes like acorns fallin' outta trees,No Limit niggas don't say hoes,ain't no caps that be floatin' in the breeze...Fiend:Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I done put in workI ain't know, I was livin' next door to Captain Kirk.Captain Smirk on his face, lookin' like drug swappin',come to find out, some bitch holdin' his money down hostage.Got keys to his cottage, done changed the law and the act,and all he get to do, is eat that funky hoe from the back.On top of that,the bitch fat!!!Makin' a career off this nigga,and all his homies gone, because they can't get it clear to this nigga,go figga,all she wanted was that man to change,but if it was me, I done been done slapped that bitch in the brains.Chorus:Captain Kirk, can you save me?Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.Captain Kirk, can you save me?Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.Captain Kirk, can you save me?Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.Captain Kirk, can you save me?Mr. Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo baby.Verse Two: [Silkk The Shocker]See I met this bad ass trick,I mean this bad ass bitch.Tellin' her friends about month go by see I'ma be like buying her shit.I bought her lunch the first time,but see there trick that's nuthin' but game,I hit it one time and they be callin' back,talkin' bout' Silkk, why you do all that playin'?.And she had the nerve to tell me,if I ain't a fuckin' trick I'm worthless,I told her Bitch if you ain't suckin' dick,then none of yo' clit defeats the purpose.Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young balla nigga like my mind,I figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but dollar signs.Simply, a bitch might give you some weed,a bitch might give you a buck,man, but since you my boy youbetter use a condom, before you try to fuck.Take the game from this show bug,cuz Silkk ain't no love.I give'em a little somethin', but at the end Itake'em back and get the most love.And ain't no beam'em up Scotty,ain't no savin' hoes that ain't puttin' in no work.It all depends on TRU niggas like us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze),all you ghetto hoes get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig,bring yo' Bebe kids cuz the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' inapproximately five minutes.ChorusVerse Three: [Mystikal]Aww HOLD UP!!!, WAIT A MINUTE!!!my mama done got me bent.What the fuck you mean, where I was?, who I was with?,and where the fuck I went?Bitch you be beside yoself, you probably WOULD,if I left ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus cuzyou quick with that pleasure.You smokin' my weed ridin' my ride,I'M TRYIN' TO KEEP IT REAL.I can't seem to satisfy you,bitch she trippin' bout' the BILLS!!!They really ain't paid, but you gotta hand it,this bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it madeand ride my pockets to the top. But oh no, youbitch, you ain't responsible, for what a nigga mando give a fuck bout' what a nigga bout' to do,give a fuck bout' what you and another nigga been through.Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, stop runnin'behind my G dues, can't wait to see that nigga that gottrampled like that cuz that ass whoopin' been due.It's thinkin' like that, that make it hard,for me and the rest of my niggas.Mean these tramps they it like weed,SHE GETTIN' THE BEST'A YOU NIGGA!!!Lettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work,This Mystikal, Master P, Fiend and Silkk,NOT NO CAPTAIN KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ChorusOutro:-GirlCaptain Kirk, you know I have six kids,even though they ain't from you,baby my kids love you.Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand new color TV,I know you pay the rent.Even though I ain't gave you none in the last year,baby we need a brand new car boo,six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes four door V-12.Oh I took that extra checkbook,I need my... hair, nails, toes did,I want a brand new house,a five karat diamond ring for my birthday, anddon't forget to pick up some pampers and milk.Also I chose pickles, and Ice Cream.I think I'm pregnant, smile Kirk, your finallygonna be a father, oh yeah, and don't forget topick up your cape out the cleaners.[Master P]Mr. Kirk's enterprise will be beaming up out ofthe ghetto in five seconds,four,three,two,one.[Sound of airplane or some other aircraft taking offand flying away]
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Anymore Anything For You Anything Goes Anything\'s Better Than Feelin\' The Blues Anytime You Want Me Anyway You Want It Apostle\'s Warning Apparitions Appetite Are You Ready Argue As As If Ashes Astronomy Attitude Au Lieu Du Crime Au Suivant Autograph Automatic Man Away In A Manger Baby Be Mine Baby Don\'t Forget My Number Baby Don\'t You Know Baby It\'s Yours Babykills Back 2 Good Back At You Back On My Feet Again Bad Bad Attitude Bad Boy Boogie Bad Seed Bangin\' Basketball Bastard Bastard Child Bat Out Of Hell Battery Be Good Johnny Be That Way Be Yourself Beat It Beautiful Day Beautiful Ones Beauty Bed Of Lies Before Another Day Goes By Before You Walk Out Of My Life Being Boring Being Human Bella Stronza Beloved Ben Bent Berry Farms Best Of Me Better By The Pound Better Half Of Me Better Than You Beyond The Blue Big Calm Big Love Billie Jean Birthday Bitch Bitch Ass Nigga Bitch I Like Bitter Bittersuite Bla Bla Bla Dyba Dyba Dyba Black & White People Black And White Black Connection Black Or White Blackened Blackout Blame It On My Youth Blame It On The Rain Bleeding Me Blessed Blind Blind Before I Stop Blindfold Blondes Blood On The Dancefloor Bloodsport Bloody Murder Blue Night Boca Body Rock Boring Planet Born 2 Kill Born To Give My Love To You Bottle Rockets Bounce That Azz Bourbans And Llacs Bout It Bout It 2 Bout That Drama Brandon Brave And Crazy Brave Sir Robin Ran Away Breadfan Break Em Somethin Break My Stride Break Of Dawn Breakin\' The Rules Breaking My Heart Breaking The Rules Breaks My Heart Bright Lights Bring Me Some Water Brooklyn Brother Jukebox Brown Eyes Brownsville Bruises Bubba Shot The Jukebox Bullets Got No Name Bullion Burn This Disco Out Burning Down Busted But I Can\'t Let You Go Butterflies Buzzer By The Book Bye Bye Bye-Bye My Love Caligula Call Me Camoflauge Camp Can\'t Believe Can\'t Let Her Get Away Can´t Change Me Can´t Have Your Cake Candlelight And Champagne Candy Boy Cantano I Ragazzi Carmelina Caro Babbo Carpe Diem Baby Cars Collide Case Of The Ex Cavallo Bianco CDFF - Lucky This Time Cenerentola Innamorata Certs Wid Out Da Retsyn Cha Cha Cha Cha Slide Part 2 Chances Are Change Of Season Changes I\'ve Been Going Through Charlene Cheap Whiskey Cheatin\' In Your Dreams Cherry Avenue Chi Fa Da Sè Childhood Chrome Plated Heart Ci Vorrebbe Il Mare Circus Girl City Boy Blues Close To You Coco Jamboo Coconut Col Cold Cold As Ice Cold World Colorado Bulldog Come And Get Some Come On And Dance Come To My Window Come Tomorrow Comin Real Again Complicated Heart Concrete Angel Conducting Thangs Confessin\' My Love Confessions Could I Be You Cowboys and Indians Cowboys and Indians [*] Cradle To The Grave Crave Crazy Bout Ya Crazy Dream Crazy Games Creeping Death Criterion Cross Da Room Crush On You Crutch Cry On The Shoulder Of The Road Cuccoili D.S. 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Don\'t Be Afraid Don\'t Call Me Baby Don\'t Forget To Cry Don\'t Go Don\'t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) Don\'t Leave Your Mark On Me Don\'t Stop \'Til You Get Enough Don\'t Take It Personal Don\'t Take It Personal (Remix) Don\'t Tread On Me Don\'t Wanna Miss A Thing Don\'t Waste Your Time Don\'t You Ever Stop Don\'t You Need Don\'t You Worry Dope, Pussy And Money Down In Tennessee Down In The Dark Down Under Downfall Downtown Swinga 96 Dr Jackal And Mr Hide Dr. Feelgood Dr. Heckyll & Mr. Jive Dred Lock Drink, Swear, Steal & Lie Drop A Gem On Em Drop The Needle Duckpond Dust To Dust Dy-Na-Mi-Tee Dyers Eve Earth Earth Song Ecclestiastes: Free My Heart Elizabeth, I Love You Enough Of Me Enshadow Enter Sandman Eternal Flame Ever Tight Ever True, Evermore Every Sperm Is Sacred Everyday Everyday It Rains Everything I Planned Everything Is Automatic Everything Is Permitted Everything Louder Than Everything Else Everything You Need Execution Day Eye For An Eye (Your Beef Is Mines) goodbye Heartbeat Here Today, Gone Tomorrow Hooked I Can\'t Help It I Love You Intro Is There A Heaven 4 A Gangsta It\'s Alright Jane Doe Je Dis Aime Join the Party Just A Little Bit Longer Kaikaze Keep It to Yourself Let\'s Build A Room Love Life Low Down & Dirty M Maniac Mayday Miss You Mojo Moonlight and Muzak Moonlight and Muzak ['92 Remix][*][Version] Never Too Late oderne an\/Satisfy Your Lust Onde Sensuelle One Day Overkill Pact - 29 Ways Pact - Change In My Life Pact - First Steps Pact - Love The One You\'re With Pact - Without Your Love Peaches And Cream Pop Music Pop Music - M Pop Musik Pop Muzik Pop Muzik [Hip-Hop-Pop Muzik][*] Pop Muzik [Latino Cappucino][*] Pop Muzik [Nik Launay '79 12"] Pop Muzik [Original Version] Popmuzik Pressure Pump Up The Volume Qui De Nous Deux Reach Out Relax Rollin\' Thru My Hood Run On Say You'll Be There Smile So What?! 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