Say hello to my little friendnI got a big bulge in my pantsnI'm not looking for a girlfriendnI'm not looking for a sweet romancenYou know it feels good when I ride the rails at nightnI'm feeling loose and my hair is slicknMy pants are so fucking tight,nWell thats rightnSo I am gonna go out tonightnI'm looking for just a little playn'Cause when it comes down to swooming the ladies,nI just don't know what to saynYou know that my love for you is like a gun with a feather weight triggernYou're a woman of means,nYou know what that means,nAnd you're real good with a zippernnOh, Oh, well I knownHe goes where I gonnYou know that my love for you is like a gun with a feather weight triggernYou're a woman of means,nYou know what that means, nAnd you're real good with a fuckin' zippernnOh, Oh, well I knownHe goes where I go