Library's in the skip, board the sinking shipnGod save all boneheadsnnThis week on the show, Rachel has to gonGood riddance, bonehead!nnLike your choice of hat, and your easy chatnCome and join my guests, yeah you passed the testnYou are a boneheadnnCraning their necks, cashing their checksnSwabbing the deck down there on the wrecknThe way of boneheadnnAll as white as snow, ego all aglownCharitable work, Jesus what a berknI name you boneheadnnHaven't thought it through, anything will donPolishing a turd, shallow's not the wordnThe word is boneheadnnPiss on the fire, cutting the wirenSlashing the tires, stuck in the mirenJust natural boneheadnnMissing the point, wrecking the jointnThough it is cruel there is a rulenAvoid the boneheads!nnSentimental mist, dewy-eyed and pissednLying through your teeth for your own reliefnDon't bother, boneheadnnCaught in your zip, sinking the shipnCracking the whip, not getting a gripnLa vie en boneheadnnComing on strong, getting it wrongnShouting the odds and cursing the godsnThat made you a boneheadnnAnaconda woman and the blue-legged heronnBlue-lipped baby got the blowlamp eyenHotel room got a closet full of melonsnCatapult the alligator one more timenChuck it in the pot, stick it in the kettlenPut it in the sun, watch the motherfucker shinenBack from the battle with a chest full of medalsnEverybody knows that ornament is crime