Bigfoot Likes the Ladies (Crypto-Hop Remix)
J-Krafty

Player getting ready for a night in the forrest, sprayin’ on some Old Spice, and slickin’ back his fur.


Big foot , gangsta of the forest kicks it low key

he got big feet but that’s not all I know – G

and he be keepin’ it cool, just like Cool Mo Dee

cause he’s the B, I, G, F, O, O, T


Always lookin’ retro got a pick in his ‘fro, see

mad ninja skillz, knows karate like Bruce Lee

generally bigger than the average homie,

he’s the B, I, G, F, O, O, T


Big foot always be strappin, an AK or a Glock

but he’s not clockin’ he don’t puff on the rock


when he’s huntin’ prey, he’ll be jumpin’ over fences


and just like Amy Tan he got a hundred secret senses


He climbs trees

he ain't afraid of Africanized bees

he might sneeze

but it only feel like a warm breeze

he got hair all over his body not just on his goatee,

he’s the B, I, G, F, O, O, T


Big Foot creepin’ in the forest deep, yeah

kickin’ back and straight gettin’ paid he’s

got much bigger feet than you or me and…


BIG FOOT LIKES THE LADIES


lady sasquach

now it’s time to turn off your stopwatch

and stop yourself from playing deep woods hopscotch

cause there’s a new gangsta, creepin’ in the woods

he got crazy big feet and he up to no good.


First time he sees you he’ll try and get your digits

then he’ll be textin’ you like every 15 minutes

and he’ll be brushin’ on his teeth and using mouthwash

bigfoot on the prowl for a fine lady sasquatch


He’ll take you back to his cave and make you some sushi

Then he’ll cook you up a nice steak that’s juicy

playin’ soft music for the madd tranquility, (uh huh)

lady bigfoots like to watch “Sense and Sensibility”


He be makin’ moves from the moment that you show up

hittin’ on you all night hopin that you blow up

you know he’ll be shampooing and conditioning his fur again

and bigfoot likes to cook cause he’s a crazy epicurean.



Big Foot creepin’ in the forest deep, yeah

kickin’ back and straight gettin’ paid he’s

got much bigger feet than you or me and…


BIG FOOT LIKES THE LADIES


Break it down for me people:


‘B’ to the ‘I’ to the ‘G’ to the ‘F’ to the ‘O’ to the ‘O’ to the ‘T’

‘B’ to the ‘I’ to the ‘G’ to the ‘F’ to the ‘O’ to the ‘O’ to the ‘T’

‘B’ to the ‘I’ to the ‘G’ to the ‘F’ to the ‘O’ to the ‘O’ to the ‘T’

wait a second yo…

‘S’ to the ‘A’ to the ‘S’ to the ‘Q’ to the ‘U’ to the ‘A’ to the ‘T C H’ come on,


Now some say he’s a player but I think he’s just playin’ a part cause

underneath he’s just a hairy gangsta with a sad heart

he’s a nice guy, but everyone says he’s a thug

he could do a drive-by, but it would be a drive-by hug


and if he disappeared tomorrow he’d be sorely missed

saddest thing of all is that some people think he don’t exist but..


Cryptozoologists they always be seekin’ him


And if you had a campsite, Big Foot might be sneakin’ in


Cause you may have a sleeping bag that he want to be sleepin’ in


And if the rain fell on your tent the water could be leakin’ in


Once upon a time there was a Big Foot lived in East Berlin


Caught behind the wall, it was German he was speakin’ in


Went out to a club Lady Sasquatches be freakin’ him


If he went to Biggy Boot Camp he would be sleek and trim


But I got mad respect for him, whenever we’re together,

He’s my BFFF…My Big Foot Friend Forever


Big Foot creepin’ in the forest deep, yeah

kickin’ back and straight gettin’ paid he’s

got much bigger feet than you or me and…


Big Foot creepin’ in the forest deep, yeah

kickin’ back and straight gettin’ paid he’s

got much bigger feet than you or me and…


BIG FOOT LIKES THE LADIES


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