In a trance in France I learned to dancenIn a trance in France I learned to dancenAnd got me a piece of tailnThey put my body in a hotel lobbynAnd my soul in a neon jailnnBig dealnYou're gonna be a big, big dealnTrained seals are always a real big dealnnThey put me in a cage and they put me on stagenAnd they told me I could never go homenThe government paid for a place in the shadenAnd then my mouth began to foamnnBig dealnNobody cares how you feelnBig dealnYou're gonna be a big big dealnnAll your little actions nare just tourist attractionsnAnd the kids are gonna gobble you upnThey're gonna stand in a crowd nThey will yell very loudnAnd they've think they've fallen nFallen in lovennI'm totally certain a big red curtain's ngonna rise at Carnegie HallnAnd everybody that I hate is ngonna find out too late that I've becomennA big dealnYou're gonna be a big, big dealnTrained seals are always a real big dealnBig dealnYou're gonna be a big, big dealnTrained seals are always a real big dealnnA bloody mess, and I'm still bleedingnBut I am alive, my heart is beatingnA bloody mess, and I'm still bleedingnBut I am alive, my heart is beating