there goes the choir.... aint for me though!nndo you teddy mitchell wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily ever after?nno i dont but i can tell you what i do, i never ever ever ever everevereverever plan to say i donngood evening ladies and gentlemennim so so impressed by the turnout tonightnand have to compliment everyone on the choice of my attirenwhich i must say is spelndidnit's only right i do my duty as best manni mean bestest manncause im the best best man you can getnsee i've known the groom since the grandeur daysnwhen we used to sneak in and watch our dad's pornos togethernso i can also say i known him as my girlfriends nipplesnand have to be as real as possible with himnmate now you've said i do you're done!nso said goodbye to a world of coming home when you want and going out when you want forevernsee i've stayed ready with my answer if the vicar was to ever ask menndo you teddy mitchell wish to take her as your lawfully wedded wife happily ever after?nno i dont but i can tell you what i do, i never ever ever ever everevereverever plan to say i donnsecondly i'd like to thank the groomnfor the toast proposed to the bridesmaidsnwhom im definitely gonna deflower by the end of the nightnat least two of them anywaysnmarriage to me is nothing but a civil contractnand i also see it as an institutionnand who the fuck wants to live in an institution hein??ni mean is kinda like schoolnonce that bell rings yous got to go back innso once them wedding bells ring nyou're in for the turningni mustn't say i dont believe in relations nbut in most cases marriages or relationships end up sinkingnit's a chick's business to get married as soon as possible nand a bruv's business to keep unmarried as long as possiblenso im always gonna stay ready of my answer nif the vicar was to ever ask menn