No we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a Doverman PincherLadies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, blinkPassively one day as the sun rose out of it's houseSo did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouthAnd happily and gayWell, I guessed exactly thatBecause he found a special girlThat put him in a special tranceHe fell in love so quicklyWhat the hell was he to expectThat the girl under his arm wasn't the sameAs any other girlThat he had thought that he once metI guess you could only blame fateThings started getting weird as they started to kissShe often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missedAnd then quietly one dayHe sang a song from deep within his heartCausing some ingestionHe finished with a great big fart andShe knew at that one momentThat song was something she heard beforeSo she asked him to do that againThen out the door they hurriedShe was gonna find out for sureSo she analyzed his rear endShe said, When I was a little girlMy dad left my momHe used to always fart and sing this special songNow I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall'Cause now I know that your my dadBecause you use Ben Wah ballsI said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wahWah, wah-wah-wah, wahBen Wah ballsWah, wah, wah-wah-wahWah, wah-wah-wah, wahBen Wah balls
Lyrics by Blink 182
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