I know a lively fellow,nWho is really quite unique.nHe's small and smart and yellow,nWith a rodent-like physique.nHe doesn't play the cello,nAnd he never deigns to speak.nHe's The Strong Bad's Leporello,nAnd they just call him The Sneak...nnIf you've got a capernThen you know who to call.nIt's The Sneak!nIt's The Sneak!nWho's the Dapper SwindlernOut of Tammany Hall?nVo-vo-vo-dee-oh-donIt's The Sneak!n(Not the Panama Canal)n(Not the Panama Canal)nnThat charming little whatzitnWho's The Strong Man's greatest pal?nIt's The Sneak!nIt's The Sneak!nWho did the Hully GullynOn the Panama Canal?nDoo-wacka-doo-wacka-doonIt's The Sneak!nnWho's that jaunty jackanapesnWith moxie and pizzazz?nIt's The Sneak! (Yes, sir!)nIt's The Sneak!nWho's been drinking bootleg hoochnAnd listening to the jazz?nVo-vo-voh-de-oh-dohnIt's The Sneak!nnWho captures all the flapper girls' affections?nWho made off with my Fluffy Puff confections?nHe's dastardly!nHe loves catastrophe!nHis schemes are masterly!nTakes tea at half past three!nThat sneaky sneaker's sneakin' all over town!nnWho dropped The Homestar RunnernFrom his flying machine? (Humdinger!)nIs it The Sneak? (28 skidoo!)nIt's The Sneak!nWho put a Bengal tigernIn The Kaiser's latrine? (Ach Du lieber!)nIt's The Sneak! (What's the rumpus?)nYou know it's The Sneak! (Take it home!)nThe Sneakity Sneak all day long!