Bad Day
Asher Roth

And it just keeps going and it just keeps


So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave

Heading to a friends wedding in the NYC

But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat

All this jet setting has really been getting to me


It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep

But instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat an isle seat

Fine by me but the guy that's insides always trying to pee

With a wild child behind that's crying

And keeps flipping out and kicking at me

While it violently screams


So I silently plead Oh God

Please let there be a hunny sitting 27B

But of course a morbidly obese beast

Is in the seat that weeses when it breathes


Dude sitting D is at least three deep

And he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees

Osgood schlatters

Just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars

And when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod


I'm having a bad day

Nothing ever seems to go my way

Everybody needs to go away

Why because I'm having a bad day


And it just keeps going and it just keeps

And it just keeps going and it just keeps


So four hours of turbulence

We land when I'm about to turd my pants

But the captain is seat belt fastened

So my ass is just passin' gas and at last I escape


When I'm minutes away from clinically insane

I make my way towards baggage claim

When I hear a high pitched voice scream my name

(Asher)

Some dumb bitch, I went to high school with


While she's sweating she's telling me she likes my shit

I just smile and think how great it would be


If I could just hit this chick with a quick leg sweep

(Leg sweep)


So I pick up my LL bean

And B line for the next taxi

In need of weed and boxer briefs

But my bags only got maxis


I'm having a bad day

Nothing ever seems to go my way

Everybody needs to go away

Why because I'm having a bad day


And it just keeps going and it just keeps

And it just keeps going and it just keeps


I check into my hotel room

And I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom

Tell him my mood and how I'm ordering food

And I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie


But the tube has no HBO so anything I want

Yo, I'm paying for but I'm lame and broke

So I'm laying in a robe

Watching that Little People Big World show


Right then there's a knock at the door

It's my last hope for a Spanish whore

Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis

Hi, I've lost my cock, have you seen it?


Jesus, this day is the worst

At least I can give me a little jerk

And then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless


I guess it could be worse

But I'm just having a bad day

Nothing ever seems to go my way

Everybody needs to go away

Why because I'm having a bad day


And it just keeps going and it just keeps

And it just keeps going and it just keeps


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Lyrics by Asher Roth

  A Milli   A Millie   A One   A-One   Actin Up   Alone   Ampersand   Another One Down   Apples & Bananas   Apples & Bananas   As I Em   Bastermating   Battle Me   Be By Myself   Be By Myself (Remix)   Be By Myself (Remix) [feat. McFly And Cee-Lo]   Be Right   Be Right (feat. Major Myjah)   Black Mags   Black Mags Freestyle   Blunt Cruise   Blunt Cruisin   Blunt Cruisin'   Blunt Cruisin'   Blurred Lines   Blurred Lines (Remix)   Boom Boom Pow (Remix)   Break Bread   Cannon!!!   Cartoon Chick   Charlie Chaplin   Cheat On Your Boyfriend   Choices   Common Knowledge   Demonic   Dey Know   Dontcha Wanna Be   Dontcha Wanna Be Mad   Dope Shit   Dude   Dude (feat. Curren$y)   Eggs Florentine   Enforce The Law   Fallen   Fallin   Fallin'   Fast Life   Fast Life (feat. Vic Mensa)   Females Welcome   Freaks   Fuck Up Da Fun   G.R.I.N.D.   G.R.I.N.D. (Get Ready It's A New Day)   G.R.I.N.D. (Get Ready It's a New Day) [Explicit Ve...   G.R.I.N.D. (Get Ready It's A New Day) [Single]   Gaspacho   Gazpacho   Get By   Gimme Your Box   Girl Scout Cookies   Girlscout Cookies   Golden Midas   Good Morning View   Goodbye   Gotta Get Up   Grind   Hard Times   Healer   His Dream   Hot N' Fun   How Many Bars   Humansirkme   I Love College   I Love College (Remix) ft. Ludacris   In The Kitchen   Insurance   Just Listen   Just Listen (Just Asher)   Keep Boncing   Keep Bouncing   Keep Bouncing (Ft. The Roomates)   Keep Smoking (feat. Chuck Inglish)   Kidz Theze Daze   La Di Da   Ladida   Lark On My Go Cart   Lark on My Go-Kart   Last Man Standing   Last Of The Flohicans   Last of the Flohicans (feat. Major Myjah)   Last Of The Flohicans ft Major Myjah   Laundry   Lil Butt   Lion's Roar   Lion's Roar   Lions Roar   Maybe I Don't Wanna   Maybe I Don’t Wanna   Maybe I Dont Wanna   Monday Free   More Cowbell   Morning Do   Morris Roth   Mr. Me 2   Not Meant 2 Be   Nothing You Can't Do   Numbers   Oops   Outside   Pabst And Jazz   Paradise   Parties at the Disco   Parties at the Disco (feat. ZZ Ward)   Party Girl   Pass That Dutch   Pass The Dutch (Freestyle)   Pearly Gates   Perfectionist   Petes Jazz (Freestyle)   Pop Radio   Pop Radio & Pearly Gates   Pot Of Gold   Pull It   Roof Behind The Grill   Roth Boys   Rub On Your Titties   Run it Back   Running Away   SawYou   Sayin' Whatever   SeeMe (Ft. DJ Drama)   She Don't Wanna Man   She Don't Want A Man   She Don't Wanna Man   Silly Boy   Sittin In Class   Something for Nothing   Something for Nothing (feat. Coyle Girelli)   Sour Patch Kids   Space   Stopwaitingontheworldtochange   Summertime   Tangerine Girl   That's All Mine   The Day I Got Crowned   The Lounge   The Perfectionist   The Reading   The Roth BOYS   The Sun God Free   The World Is Not Enough   Throw Some Water On 'Em   Treat Me Like Fire   Treat Me Like Fire (Remix)   Turnip The Beet   Useless   Wrestling Is Fake   Y.O.U.

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