I'm requesting informationnOn the status of our shipnThe computer is malfunctioningnIt's got a faulty chipnnWe've been stranded in space for 13 daysnAnd everyone's unconscious, except for mennI've been pulling up the lady's shirts nAnd lookin' at their titsnAnd takin' off their pantiesnAnd puttin' on my headnnI took a piss in the captains bednAnd when everyone wakes up, I'll be in for itnnI'm a bad astronautnNaughty astronautnThinking dirty thoughtsnAnd I think them quite a lotnnI'm a bad astronautnNaughty astronautnThinking dirty thoughtsnAnd I hope I don't get caughtnnI'm requesting informationnBut the request has been deniednEarth has radioed an ordernTo our failsafe devicennThe autopilot has been set to collidenWith the fire of the sun, and no one will survivenBut to tell you the truth, I don't even mindnIn fact, I'm having the time of my lifenI've been sticking flowers in the first mate's behindnOuter space is contaminated with dirty mindsnnI'm a bad astronautnNaughty astronautnThinking dirty thoughtsnAnd I think them quite a lotnnI'm a bad astronautnNaughty astronautnThinking dirty thoughtsnAnd I think I just got caught