Party squad unitenRound up the troops, pack up the van let's hit the roadnJust got the word from the mayor on the emergency phonenA distress call about a gathering that shall not rocknRequired: the intervention of the awesome party squadnDispatched with speed we grab what we neednFirst on the list is beer and weednA tube that's long for the beer bongnWill keep the party going strongnPaint grenades aid this crusadenThat shit may dry, but it never fadesnRighteous dudes, no attitudesnAnd fun will ensue so let's fucking gonConverged upon the target nGo, blue team, gonSwarm formation, ready, set, gonRed team, gonAn elite tactical party unitnParty squad, gonThe swat team of thrash awesome party squad, gonThis place is getting fucking trashednJust another night of parties crashedn'Til the beer is gone and the bowl is cashednJust watch us and you'll learn how to thrashnOur host is pissed, she's on a rantn'Cause someone peed in the potted plantsnWe should probably leave but I know we can'tnThe sun is not yet coming up and we're just getting startednDestroy everything nDestroy everything nDestroy everything nDestroy everything