Everybody grew up and turned into assholesnYou don't have to show up giving me hasslesnYou just keep on walkingnNever looking over at mennEverybody woke up to some new disasternWearing all the makeup and playing the bastardnCall me up to go outnBut you just make it so hard to breathennis this what you call freenis this why you keep bothering mennPass another cream ale and give me a haircutnIf you want me to smile then fire me you fucknI don't feel like waitingnWaiting here to catch a diseasen(no don't catch it, no don't catch it)nnCome a little closer and sing me a love songnI will be the bad guy and you will be damm wrongnI just wanna stay upnAnd watch you fall asleep under mennis this what you call freenis this why you keep bothering men(hey hey hey)nneverybody grew up and gave you the fingernevery high school sweetheart married a swingerncome on keep on knockingnbut you know she's the lock and the keynnis this what you call freenis this why you keep bothering men