Boys, please, dinner's on me tonightnI am the host and you're the parasiten(Don't come any nearer)nThis is how we do it, do it, do itn(Don't come any nearer)nnArmed with nothing but a dotted linenAnd big blue eyesn(Don't come any nearer)nOminous, so ominous of surprisen(Don't come any nearer)nSurprise, I'm not who you thought I wasnnSo load that barrel, boynYou better, boynAnd put your horse downnShe can't bear to runnYou're as sleek as the words you speaknAnd now you're riding on the shoulders of the weaknI know you've got a habitnnWe're held as hostagesnBlinded by appendagesnI swore I'd make amends for thisnWe're held as hostagesnBlinded by appendagesnAnd I swore I'd make amends for thisnnSir, please, we're laughing at your crooked smilenHow you've trained those teeth to break my skinnnArmed with nothing but a dotted linenAnd big blue eyesn(Don't come any nearer)nOminous, so ominous of surprisen(Don't come any nearer)nYou're as sleek as the words you speaknAnd now you're riding on the shoulders of the weaknI know you've got a habitnTake your life for paper knivesnnWe're held as hostagesnBlinded by appendagesnAnd I swore I'd make amends for thisnWe'll work as hostagesnI'll hide behind appendagesnAnd I swore I'd make amends for thisnnGentleman, the temptress has arrivednShe's perfectly disguised in black and whitenWith dollar signs and dotted linesnAnd with my hands upon her hipsnThe notion of a kissnThe candle's litnI can't commitnThis feather's dipped in inknA tattoo that never healsnShe's asking me to sign right heren(Sign right here)nSign right herenWell, I know you've got a habitnnWe're held as hostagesnBlinded by appendagesnAnd I swore I'd make amends for thisnWe'll work as hostagesnI'll hide behind appendagesnAnd I swore I'd make amends for this