The night porter - He ain't got no heartnNo joking when you're out after darknRude thoughts inside his little headnBet he'd like to tuck you up in bednnOh baby let me turn on your lightnCos I'm a big boy and I can stay up all nightnAnd after all, you've come a long way toonSo sweet and tender it'll be with younnAnd I'll be there in the Art School AnnexenJust say the word and there'll be no panicnIf you'll just let me in to your hall of residencenAnd I'll prove my innocence Oh Yeh! nnOh baby do you know how I feel?nWon't you let me take you out for a mealnAnd when it's over we can jump on a busnTake me home and I won't make a fussnnAnd I'll be there in the Art School AnnexenJust say the word and there'll be no panicnIf you'll just let me in to your hall of residencenAnd I'll prove my innocence Oh Yeh!nn