Hey, please forgive menAll my heartless observations nAll my endless fascinations nAnd my fruitless explanations.nnHey, please forgive menAll my needless preoccupationsnAnd my dire procrastinationnAnd the way I lose my temper.nnAnd won't you excuse menFor the names I can't remember and the letters I never send younAnd the mendings I can't donAnd subtleties I can't see through.nnHey, please forgive menAll those cruel witticisms nAnd the social schisms I createnAnd friends of yours that I make waitnnWhile making my lips bigger nWith my finger on the trigger.nnAnd please forgive menAll the things I said to cut younAnd the way I must deny younAnd the time it takes to try you.nnAnd please forgive mynEver-present religious overtones, my manner on the phonenAnd the way I think I'm right nAnd if I hold your hand too tight...nnAnd please forgive menAll my weird infestationsnAnd my drunken conversationsnAnd my self-deificationnnAnd your money that I spentnAnd the things I borrowed of yours that you never lent.