PJ, yes Chet, this is a ski only mountain, we don’t have to worry about those crazy snowboarders, indubidably ChetnnGuitar riff (spoken – You kids can’t skate here! – I was just gliding down the mountain, and this snowboarder CUT ME OFF! – Motor cross is not a sport and it pollutes the environment. – your mini-van pollutes the environment lady.)nAre you ready for a revolution?nAhhhh, Lets go!nnAin’t life grand? I think it’s so.n But these pricks on sticks have got to go.nI’ve seen ‘em smirk and I’ve heard ‘em say,n“All these snowboarders get in my way.”nStill, it snowed last night and I’m so stoked.nLet’s go for air, let’s go for broke.nIt fills my soul it’s spiritual.nCollect my friends for a ritual. LET’S GO!nnI love it man!nYou wouldn’t understand….nnStand up straight it’s time to ride.nI can’t control these butterflies.nWho was it said that life’s a bitch?nJust watch me as I drop in switch.nInverted now, it aint so bad,nIt’s the best time I’ve ever had.nI’m 30 feet into the air,nBut I don’t know how to get down from here! OH NO!nnLook Ma! No hands!nI hope you understand….n nAll I hear is “you’re so rude!”nAnd I say, “what’s the problem dude?nI didn’t mean to cut you off,nBut you were in my line jack-off!”nAnd what’s with all this hate?nI know why you’re so mad.nCause you two-plank wanks got us to thank,nAnd now you realize that! OH YEAH!nn Fuck off man!nYou’ll never understand…. (repeat)n nDon’t hate, appreciate. (repeat)nCiao baby, Rock and RollnBut seriously folks.