Answer Machine Skit 1
Lil' Kim

[Ring]nLil Kim: Hey wassup, leave me a message and I'll get back to you.n[Beep]nFirst Message: Yo Kim is Craig Calman I'm on the corner of Norstrom and Gades pumpin this album and the streets are going crazy hit me back a.s.a.p pleazzze.n[Beep]nSecond Message: Pick up the phone mayne you got me talkingnto the answering machine you already know who it is mayne, its your Boy Mano, anyway mayne you know how we gon do this thang mayne, we gon shut these niggas outta bidness mayne. Bonnie and Clyde the new thing going down Bed-stuy, Brooklynn[Beep]nThird Message: Yo its Monie girl, just calling to saynWASSUP im holding you down. Its much love girl yo tell them Marked-ass chicks they aint got nuttin on you but girl we love you we-we there for you girl love you one *Mwuah*n[Beep]nFourth Message: Cmon Kim jus had to her its ya brother and sister what the fuck is wrong with you yo talk to us. Yo its Meita yo you gotta call me back they only got 2 more bags left in the store we on the wait list call me back! Kim when you get home i got that new 2006 made back with the convertible shit yea i got that so ima pick you up in that shit right there aiight we outta here. yea!n[Beep]nFifth Message: Yo Kim what up baby this is Mike Kaizer checkin in on you man. Yo man the govener aint come all the way over to Atlantic Records for you to not be here. I need ya ass to get home real soon so we can handle our buisness. Lets go baby. Cmon.nn[Beep]nSixth Message: Yo listen this is Gotti man. I just wanna say.. what up. You know what im sayin. Yo.. Put a contract and write somethin up or somethin so i can hold that bentley once in awhile you know cuz me and them niggas gonna be trying to house shit and all that ya heard!nYo this Push big mami what up baby. I love you man. You gon get thru it baby. Hustle hard man. Queen Bee.n[Beep]nSeventh Message: Yo this money cash man. I heard the album is crazy. ya mean. yo tell moe i said what up. Easy!n[Beep]nEight Message: Damn Kim you dont never pick your phone up this is D. Yo i got some paper for you (clap) Gimme a call when you get up.n[Beep]nNinth Message: Yo what up what up this is the toughest nigga in hiphop you know this is G (clap) your partner in crime. When you get a chance give me a call cuz i know you got that phone with you , you prolly got gucci gel sheets and all that shit OH! i heard you was the first bitch to have a fashion show in jail. Just give me a call as soon as you get this message u gotta get this next album done Im out atlantic is on my back Lata!n[Beep]nTenth Message: Yo kim what up its ur man Mr. Rogers. I just heard your album tha shit is bananas. Yo we miss you out here the streets really need you. Yo get back soon. Be safe. Tell moe i said hold her head. Onen[Beep]nEleventh Message: Its ya mutha fuckin sis. The L to the mutha fuckin A . LA. You know i got you. They always try to take the good ones down. But you know we rising and when we rise they aint no mutha fuckin stoppin us. ITS ALL GOOD.


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  Haterz   ' I Am Not The One   "Suck My Dick" By Lil Kim   (Moulin Rouge) Lady Marmalade   (When Kim Say) Can You Hear Me Now?   (When Kim Say) Can You Hear Me Now?   (When Kim Say) Can You Hear Me Now? [*]   [Untitled]   **** You   2 Hatin Bitches Skit   6 Foot 7 Foot   6 Foot 7 Remix   6 Foot Tall   Addictive   All Good   Another   Answer Machine Skit 2   Answering Machine Skit 1   Answering Machine Skit 2   Aunt Dot   Aunt Dot (Featuring Lil' Shanice)   Aunt Dot (I Know It Hurts)   Back Stabbers   Back Stabbers   Bad Girl   Big Momma   Big Momma Thang   Big Momma Thang ('remix')   Big Momma Thang ("remix")   Big Momma Thang (\   Big Momma Thang (\"remix\")   Big Momma Thang [Jason Nevins Goldfinger Mix]   Big Momma Thang [Tronco Trax Mix]   Big Momma Thing (Featuring Jay-Z)   Biggie   Black Friday   Body Kiss   Buy U Music   Call Me   Came Back For You   Came Back For You   Can You Hear Me Now?   Can You Hear Me Now? (When Kim Say) - (Featuring M...   Can You Hear Me?   Can You Here Me Now   Can't F**k With Queen Bee   Can't Fuck with Queen Bee   Can't Fuck With Queen Bee"(feat. Governor & Shelen...   Can't Hold Us Down   Cell Block Tango (He Had It Comin')   CHA CHA CHA   Champagne Poppin'   Cheatin'   Checkin' For You   Chillin Tonite   Chillin' Tonight   Chillin' Tonite   Chinatown   Clap Clap   Crush On You   Crush On You (in album hardcore)   Crush On You (remix)   Crush on You [Album Version]   Crush on You [Featuring Lil Cease]   Crush on You [Remix]   Custom Made   Custom Made (Give It to You)   Da Butta   Dead Gal Walking   Diamonds   Do That Thing   Do That Thing   Do the Damn Thing   Do The Damn Thing (Remix)   Do U Wanna Roll   Do What You Like   Do What You Like (Featuring Junior M.A.F.I.A.)   Do Wrong   Doing It Way Big   Doing It Way Big   Don't Fuck With Us   Don't Mess With Me   Don't Stop What You're Doing   Don't Want Dick Tonight (Eat My Pussy Right)   Download   Dreams   Drugs   Drugs [Album Version]   Drugs [Instrumental]   Durty   Durty   Espacio   Espacio   Ex-girlfriend   Faded   Flawless Remix   Float On   Float On (Bad Boy Remix)   Freak Freak   Freaky Gurl   Freaky Gurl (Remix)   Freestyle   Freestyle   Fresh From Yard   Fuck You   Gangsta Shit   Get Crunked Up (Remix)   Get in Touch With Us   Get In Touch With Us   Get In Touch With Us"(feat. Styles P   Get Money   Get Naked   Get Touched   Get Ya S*** Together   Get Yours   Get Yours   Gettin Money   Gettin Money (Get Money remix)   Gettin Money (Remix)   Gimme Brain   Gimme That   Give It Up   Give It Up   Gone Delirious   Gone Delirious   Good Time   Good Time [unreleased]   Guess Who's Back Freestyle   Haterz   Heavenly Father   Heavenly Father   Heavenly Father"(feat. "Big Hill"   Hell Yeah   Hey Ho   Hit Em Wit Da Hee   Hit Em Wit Da Hee   Hold It Now   Hold It Now   Hold It Now"(feat. Havoc   Hold On   Hollyhood Skit   How Many Licks   How Many Licks (Featuring Sisqo)   How Many Licks (remix)   How Many Licks [Neptunes Remix}   How Many Licks Remix Ft Kelis, Snoop Dogg,   How Many Licks?   How Many Licks? [Album Version]   How Many Licks? [Instrumental]   I Am Not The One   I Came Back For You   I Can Love You   I Get It   I Know It Hurts (Aunt Dot)   I Know It Hurts (feat. Shanice)   I Know What Girls Like   I Know You See Me   I Know You See Me   I Need A Bitch   I Need That   I Need That (I Want That)   I Need You Tonight   I'm Human   I'm Not The One   Identity Theft   If You Love Me   If Your Girl Only Knew (Remix)   Impatient   In The Air Tonight   In The Air Tonight (Boogieman Radio Version)   In the Air Tonite   In The Air Tonite   In The Air Tonite (Boogieman Radio Version) (feat....   Intro   Intro In A Minor   Intro In A-Minor   IRS Freeestyle   It Ain t My Fault   It's All About The Benjamins   It's All About the Benjamins (Remix)   Journey Through The Life   Jump Off   Jump*Off   Just Like Me   Keys To The City   Kim Freestyle   Kim Gets Deeper   Kimme More   Kimmy Blanco   Kimmy Girl   Kimnotize   Kimnotyze   Kitty Box   Kitty Box   Knock Em' Out The Box   Kronik   Ladies Night   Ladies Night (Not Tonight Remix)   Ladies Night (Remix)   Lady Marmalade   Lady Marmalade (featuring Christina Aguilera, Mya,   Lady Marmalade [Club Mix]   Lady Marmalade [Edit]   Lady Marmalade [Thuderpuss Radio Mix]   Lady Marmalade [Thunderpuss Club Mix]   Lady Marmalade [Thunderpuss Mixshow Mix]   Lady Marmalade [Thunderpuss Radio Mix]   Lady Marmalade [Thunderpuss Radio Mix][*]   Last Day   Last Day   Let It Go   Let It Go Remix   Lighters   Lighters Up   Lighters Up   Lighters Up (Remix)   Lighters Up [Amended Album Version]   Lighters Up [Amended]   Lighters Up [Edit]   Lighters Up [Hani Num Club #2]   Lil' Drummer Boy   Lil' Drummer Boy (Featuring Cee-Lo Of Goodie Mob &...   Lil' Kim, Lil' Cease, Notorious B.I.G.---Crush On ...   Lil' Kim, Missy, Angie Martinez, Da Brat, Left Eye...   Looks Like Money   M.A.F.I.A. Land   M.O.E.   Magic   Magic Stick   Magic Stick   Magic Stick (Featuring 50 Cent)   Magic Stick (Ft. 50 Cent)   Magic Stick"(feat. 50 Cent   Man Down (Feat Rihanna Remix)   Mine   Money talks   Money, Power, Respect   Moulin Rouge   My Niggas   Naughty Girl   Naughty Girl (Remix)   No Matter What They Say   No Matter What They Say [Acappella]   No Matter What They Say [Album Version]   No Matter What They Say [Instrumental]   No Matter What They Say [Radio Edit]   No More Games   No One Else   No One Else (Puff Daddy Remix)   No One Remix   No Time   No Time [Instrumental]   No Time [Single Version]   No Time For Fake Ones   Nobody do it better than us   Nobody Do It Better..   Nobody Do It Better.. (Remix)   Not Toinight   Not Tonight   Not Tonight (Remix - Also Called Ladies Night) Une...   Not Tonight (Remix)   Not Tonight [Album Version]   Not Tonight [Clean Radio Remix][Version]   Not Tonight [Instrumental]   Not Tonight [Remix Instrumental][Instrumental]   Not Tonight [Remix]   NOTORIOUS   Notorious B.I.G.   Notorious K.I.M.   Notorious Kim   O Let's Do It   Od   Off The Wall   Off The Wall (Featuring Lil' Cease)   One Shining Moment   Peaches And Cream   Peaches and Cream (Remix)   Pin-Up   Pissin' on 'Em   Play Around   Play Around   Play Around [Clean Version Instrumental][Instrumen...   Player Haters   Player's Anthem   Pour It Up (Remix)   Pussy Purr   Put Your Lighters Up   Queen Bitch   Queen Bitch (Featuring Lil Kim)   Queen Bitch 101   Queen Bitch 2 (Remix)   Queen Bitch II   Queen Bitch Part II [Remix]   Queen Bitch Part Ii [remix] Feat. Jay Z   Queen Bitch Pt. 2 (Featuring Puff Daddy)   Queen Bitch Pt. II   Queen Bitch Pt.2   Queen Bitch, Pt. 2   Quiet   Quiet   Quiet [Featuring the Cash Money Millionaires]   quiet storm remix   Racks   Real Niggas   Realms ... Part II   Realms Of Junior M.A.F.I.A.   Realms of Junior M.A.F.I.A. Part II   Respiration   Respirator   Revolution   Revolution (Featuring Grace Jones)   Rider   Right Now   Right Now (Featuring Carl Thomas)   Rock the Party   Rock The Party (Remix)   Rockin' It   Satisfy You (Remix)   Scheamin'   Scheamin' (Explicit Version)   Shake Ya Body   Shake Ya Bum   Shake Ya Bum Bum   Shake Ya Bum Bum   Shake Ya Bum Bum"(feat. Lil' Shanice   She Don't Love You   Shook Hands   Shut Up   Shut Up Bitch   Shut Up Bitch (intro)   Shut Up Chick   Shut Up Chick (Intro)   Single Black Female   Single Black Female (Featuring Mario Yellowman Win...   Skanky Martina   Slippin   Slippin   Song To Benjamin (Real)   Spell Check   Spell Check   Spend A Little Doe   Spend A Mill   Suck My D**k   Suck My Dick   Sugar (Remix)   Supersexual   Take It!   Take It! (Explicit Version)   Ten Commandments   Ten Commandments   Tha Beehive   Tha Beehive   Tha Beehive - Featuring Reeks, Bunky S.A., Vee & S...   Tha Beehive"(feat. Reeks, Bunky S.A., Vee of The A...   The Beehive   The Jump Off   The Jump Off   The Jump Off (Explicit)   The Jump Off (Featuring Mr.Cheeks)   The Jump Off (Remix)   The Jump Off (Remix)"(feat. Mobb Deep, Mr. Cheeks   The Jump Off (Venomous Remix) Ft. Venom (A.K.A Tah   The Jump Off [7Gemini Remix]   The Jump Off [Clean Edit]   The Jump Off [Clean]   The Jump Off [Nappy Doggout Remix]   The Jump Off [Original Remix]   The Jump Off [Tomekk Remix]   The Jump Off F/Mr.Cheeks   The Jump Off( Real Deal)   The Only One   The Queen   This Is A Warning   This Is a Warning   This Is Who I Am   This Is Who I Am   This Is Who I Am (Featuring Swizz Beatz/Mashonda)   This Is Who I Am [Explicit Album Version]   This Is Who I Am"(feat. Swizz Beatz & Mashonda   Throw Your Hands Up (Interlude)   Throw Your Hands Up (interlude)   Thug Luv   Thug Luv   Thug Luv (featuringTwista)   Thug Luv [Explicit Album Version]   Thug Luv"(feat. Twista   Time To Rock 'N Roll - Lil' Kim   Time To Rock 'n' Roll   Time to Rock and Roll   Time To Shine   Touch Me, Tease Me   Trap Queen (Freestyle)   Vivrant Thing (Special Girl Remix)   W.P.I.M.P   W.P.I.M.P.   Wait a Minute   Wait A Minute [Remix]   Wanna Lick Magic Stick Pt2   Warning   Warning (Pissin On 'Em)   We Don't Give A Fuck   We Don't Need It   We Dont Give A Fuck   What You Want   What's Going On (Jermaine Dupri Remix)   What's The Word   What's The Word Remix   What's The Word?   When Kim Say, Can You Hear Me Now?   White Diamonds   Who Shot Ya   Who's Number One   Who's Number One?   Who's Number One? (You Can't Win)   Whoa   Whoa   Whoa [D.F.A. Club Mix]   Whoa [E-Smoove Dub]   Whoa [Pull Club Mix]   Whoa [True Visionary Extended Club Mix]   Will they die 4 you?   Will they die 4 you?   Winners & Losers   Winners And Losers   Would You Die For Me   You Be Killin' Em'   You Can't Win   You Get Dealt Wit

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