Picture me at 12 - annunciation day,nTo be sent off to the Falklands,nThat's for what I prayed.nAnd the beads moved through my fingers,nAs I marched around the schoolyard on parade.n(And I wanted to believe every word I said)nCaptive from the start - you can't even find the door.nYes, eternal peace awaits,nBut for now, you get eternal war.nAnd now even the government knowsnWhat the fuck it's for anymore.nSo keep on praying to Mary,nVirgin mother, cheatin' whore.nnMatty, you were born on Christmas Day,nAnd just like the one,nThey call Jesus Christ,nYou had 33 years,nBefore they sent you on your way.nAnd though you'll never be resurrected,nWell, neither was he,nDespite what they say.nBut don't get your hopes up, my friends,n'Cause that don't meannThat there ain't no nJudgment Day.
Lyrics by Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
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