Oh, eat your animal crackersnCause my mother told me so long agonIf you eat your animal crackersnThe children in Europe won't starve anymorenHa, ha, ha ha ha, ha ha hannOh once, I went on a dietnA carbo-hydrate diet ain't nicenCause you can't eat animal crackersnSo I'm gonna stay a fattie for all of my lifenHa ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha hanBut some people think that fatties are nice, yeahnnI love eating ice creamnChocolate, vanilla and butter pecannBut I best love animal crackersnCause I love helping my fellow mannYeah, I really donnDid you ever hear of Alice's restaurantnI eat at Alice's restaurant year after yearnShe makes an animal cracker pizza, hahnAnd she gives animal crackers out free with the beernOooh, let's give Alice a great big cheernShe knows the age of the animal crackers is herenAh, animal crackers are in this yearnAha ha ha hanOh, fa la la la la, la la la la