You know my name is Andy RooneynDid you ever wonder whynBathrooms are not for bathin'nAnd ATM machines are redundantnI drink the blood of newborn babies to survivenI'm 135 and I won't ever, ever die, oh yeahnnYou know my name is Andy RooneynDid you ever wonder whynBathrooms are not for bathin'nAnd ATM machines are redundantnDriveways are for parkin', and parkways are just for drivin'nAnd I drink the blood of newborn babies to survivenI'm 135 and I won't ever, ever die