I can't find Crazy Horse,ncan't find Hoffa and Amelia's missing somewhere out at sea,nand i hope they're happy,nhavin' a party and Elvis is servin' them up green apple martini's,nn(bridge)ni can't find my watch, ni can't find my wallet,nso how in the hell am i supposed to findnnthe one that i love,nthe one that i need,nhidden so high,nburried so deepnnwell i found odd jobs and i found reasons,nfor all kinds of ways i can waste my time,nand i found letters and i found leversnand i found new ways just to tell old lies,nn(bridge)ni can't find my watch, ni can't find my wallet,nso how in the hell am i supposed to findnn(chrous)nthe one that i love,nthe one that i need,nhidden so high,nburried so deep,nnsomewhere to run,nsomewhere to go,nand if i ever find her,nhow will i know, how will knownn'cause can't find Crazy Horse,ncan't find Hoffa and Amelia's missing somewhere out at sea