I'm a loner alone with neuroses and hatenAnger is a permanent character traitnMy letter bombs are primed and ready to sendnWould you like to add me as a friend?nnI'm a wound-up whiner with a fetish for gunsnI'm almost 50 and I live with my MumnI hope my nude picture doesn't offendnWould you like to add me as a friend?nn[Chorus]nAdd me, add menMy mother says she wished she'd never had menAdd me, add menWould you like to add me as a friend?nnI'm a recovering alcoholic, I rarely leave my roomnPeeping through the curtains in my dog costumenThe voices in my head, aah, they'll get me in the endnWould you like to add me as a friend?nnI'd really like to mail you the picture that I drewnIt's Kylie's body but the head is younI've asked you sixty times before I'm asking you againnWould you like to add me as a friend?nn[Chorus]nnhere's a picture of me in my Nazi uniformnDoing a trick with an egg that I like to performnAt a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attendnWould you like to add me as a friend?nnI've added Britney and Paris and you and TomnI'm going to find your address so I can visit you at homenI don't like people but I think I could pretendnWould you like to add me as a friend?nn[Chorus]