Act My Age
Hoodie Allen

(Verse)
They say the way I act is immature
Well, don't be mad at me becuz you're feelin' insecure
The only golf I ever tried to play was miniature
And when ya ask me sign yo boobs, I smiley face my signature
But my parents raised me right, ain't no sticklers
And we don't even fight, we're like oil and sum' vinegar
Gettin' a job is like a pregnant woman givin' birth
You're tryna push me in the wrong direction and it fuckin' hurts
So most our friends already moved out of they momma's cribs
I'm still throwin' parties at my house, like Stiffler
So if ya go around and try to tell me how to live
I'mma take yo girl and Mortal Kombat finish her!

(Pre-Hook)
But when it's done and the party shuts down
And the cops try to lay my ass on the ground
One day we might tell our kids, but until that day let's
(Live like this!)

(Hook)
My friends grew up, they neva get drunk
They neva want to hang out late
They're gonna get jobs, they're gonna pay bills
They're gonna get ol' and gray
I'll neva do that, I wanna stay young!
Don't wanna fit in, I wanna have fun!
So if that's okey, I don't think I'm eva gonna act my age

(Verse 2)
And when it comes to gettin' older
No matta what I do, I'm neva feelin' like a grown up
People trying to make me change, you'd think there was a quota
Like there ain't enough unemployed muthafuckas wit diplomas
Everybody waitin' round hopin' that they blow up
But I'mma make it sooner Oklahoma
I learned to be a player, make money like I'm an owner
These other rappers are so over the hill, word to Jonah
So if ya see me in a restaurant, say hi to me
And if I ask ya if ya like my new shit, lie to me! Word to Tim Roth
And I don't know if I fit in with yo society
So chill, take a pill for anxiety and doze off!

(Pre-Hook)
But when it's late and you're all alone
And you're too damn drunk to be walkin' home
Then maybe you should call it quits
But until that day let's (Live like this!)

(Hook)
My friends grew up, they neva get drunk
They neva want to hang out late
They're gonna get jobs, they're gonna pay bills
They're gonna get ol' and gray
I'll neva do that, I wanna stay young!
Don't wanna fit in, I wanna have fun!
So if that's okey, I don't think I'm eva gonna act my age

(Bridge)
It's all good, it's alright, it's okey
We can live howeva we want
And there ain't nobody that can get in our way
Oh, it's all good, it's alright, it's okey
We gon do whateva we want
Neva gonna listen to a word ya say

(Hook)
My friends grew up, they neva get drunk
They neva want to hang out late
They're gonna get jobs, they're gonna pay bills
They're gonna get ol' and gray
I'll neva do that, I wanna stay young!
Don't wanna fit in, I wanna have fun!
So if that's okey, I don't think I'm eva gonna act my age


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