I’m gettin’ kinda tired of thisnPre-publication media blitznYou’ve got all of Muggle-kind under your spellnnDon’t they know the whole world’s already gonenAnd reserved a copy at AmazonnHow many more books could you sell?nNow give me my book or go to Hell!nn‘Cause I need… Harry PotternLike a Grindylow needs waternAs Saturday approaches my need growsnnOh… Accio, Deathly HallowsnIncendio, book sales embargoesnIt’ll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nosenYeah… Accio, Deathly HallowsnAccio, Deathly HallowsnnI’m getting kinda petrifiednWhat would Ron do if Hermione diednOr if Voldemort killed Hedwig just for yucksnnI have no confidencenin theories about the Half Blood PrincenAnd what if Harry’s brain is a HorcruxnOh, holy crap, that would frickin’ suck.nn‘Cause I need… Harry PotternLike a Grindylow needs waternAs Saturday approaches my need growsnnAccio, Deathly HallowsnIncendio, book sales embargoesnIt’ll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nosenWoah… Accio, Deathly HallowsnnWhatever’s up the sleeve of J.K. RowlingnI bet it has to do with Snape unbreakably vowingnTo protect that Pureblood pus face MalfoynnBut in the end I don’t think it’s gonna matternIf Snape’s good, or if he’s badnBecause the weight of the world rests on our boynYeah, the weight of the world rests on our boy…nn‘Cause we need… Harry PotternLike a Grindylow needs waternAs that day approaches our need growsnnOh, Accio, Deathly HallowsnIncendio, book sales embargoesnIt’ll feel like Phoenix tears on a broken nosenYeah… Accio, Deathly HallowsnOh… Accio, Deathly HallowsnnBut mostly I’m just feelin’ sadnI know this could end real bad butnI wish it didn’t have to end at all…nYeah, I wish it didn’t have to end at all!nn‘Cause I couldn’t care more about Harry PotternIf Hogwarts was my Alma Mater…nnAnd as Saturday approaches my need growsnnYeah, Accio, Deathly HallowsnIncendio, book sales embargoesnIt’ll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nosenYeah… Accio, Deathly HallowsnOh… Accio, Deathly HallowsnAccio, Deathly HallowsnAccio, Deathly HallowsnOh… Accio, Deathly Hallows