Hey, how you doin' (Oooh)
Thanks for coming to my studio apartment...
Got some shit to say (That's right)
The times we've had
The times we've missed
The times we've embraced
And the times we've kissed
The times we've loved
And the times we've laughed
Now it's time...
To accept my shaft
Wo-oah!
My shaft
The times we've spent
The times we've shared
The times we've shown each other
Just how much we care
The times we've lived
All the times for reflection
Now you must survive...
My thunderous erection
Wo-oah
It's enough of a shaft...
My shaft
Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!
Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!
Don't leave, don't run! You are the only one! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
I can be myself around! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
I've come undone! You are the only one! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
Who can lift my heart up off the ground! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
The times behind
And the times foretold
Forgive me if I'm being
Just a bit too bold
But our sweet love
Won't be forsaken
Once you are
Gargling my bacon
Ooh, the times we've seen
And the times ahead
Grab a couple pillows
And get on that bed
You'll want to lay back
And clear your calendar
Once I introduce you to my friend...
Excalibur
(Excalibur, Excalibur)
You take me higher! You set my loins afire! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
You are the slam pig I desire! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
Dear god, I'll plow... all around the house! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
'Cause you lift my heart up off the ground! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
Lift my heart up off the ground
But... try find a way to incorporate the shaft while you're doing so.
Actually, you know what? Really concentrate on the shaft.
More-so than the, uh... than the heart.
The shaft should... definitely be your main focus.
Can't stress that enough.
Accept My Shaft
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