I am a patientnWho is impatient for changenI am a doctornOne who is doctored but the samennI am a Mr.nWho is a mystery to mostnOh tell me what you seenYou look like you've seen a ghostnnLie on my bench tell me all your problemsnGet right down to the root of it allnI am your friend you can trust me alwaysnNot at all, not at allnnA.S.P.I.R.I.Nn(Repeat x8)nnI am a listenernWho is a listing in the seanLike a ship in the harbournI'm harbouring listless fantasiesnnAnd in the morning when you wake upnWell hurry up now don't be latenSome kind of reason to change your mindnSome kind of reason to celebratennLie on my bench tell me all your problemsnGet right down to the root of it allnI am your friend you can trust me alwaysnNot at all, not at allnnA.S.P.I.R.I.Nn(Repeat x8)nnYour answer is aspirin for cancernYour answer is aspirinnYour answer is aspirin for cancernWhen you wake up in the morning, take some aspirinnnA.S.P.I.R.I.Nn(Repeat x6)