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A Terrible Valentine's Day Song
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[Jack]

Hey Girl.

I wrote this song for you.

So if you could s-shut up. Shut your f- Shut up.

(Ukulele Playing in Background)

It's Valentine's Day

and I wanted to say

that Cupid's arrow's hit me in the most

peculiar way

and I don't know how to say it

but in my heart, I know it's true.

The only girl I wanna be with

on Valentine's Day

is your sister.

(Background)

Ooooohhh Oooohhh.

[Jack]

I wanna get with ya,

with ya sister.

(Background)

Ya ya ya ya. Ya ya yeaaa.

[Jack]

Hooking up with your way hotter sister.

(Background)

Ooooohhh Oooohhh.

[Jack]

Do you think you can do me a solid

(Talking)

and tell your way hotter sister I said, Hello

Thank you.

(Singing)

I hope you're not offended.

I hope you're not surprised.

But I think I saw her giving me the

let's go out the back and hook up in the shed until the sunrise eyes.

(and) Baby x8

I was wondering if it wasn't too much trouble

that maybe,

I could meet your momma.

(Background)

Ooooohhh Oooohhh.

[Jack]

Hooking up with your sister and your momma.

(Background)

Ya ya ya ya. Ya ya yeaaa.

[Jack]

Maybe cause some

multi-generational drama.

(Background)

Ooooohhh Oooohhh.

[Jack}

Has your momma been doing

some Zumba?

(Background)

Ya ya ya ya. Ya ya yeaaa.

[Jack]

(Talking) She looks really good for her age. Wait.

(Singing) Why are you crying?

Why are you screaming?

You sound like you're dying.

It's really unappealing.

Did you think I wanted you?

Well I honestly don't know how

you know you're chances would be

a whole lot better if

you shaved your unibrow.

I'm hooking up with your sister

your momma

your sister's hot friend

LaShaundah.

Hooking up with your

whole damn family

your whole damn family.

(Talking) It's kind of beautiful

if you think about it

You know what, don't think about it.

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone but you.


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