Grand Unified TheorynRational Response Squad's Newest MembernMy name is....Greydon SquarenAnd I'm a always give it to you straightnCheck it. Yo Yo.nn(Verse 1)nI'm like the Atheist spokesmannThat why I come under fire and pressure attacks like Rex GrossmannYea this game is intensenI been sayin it since agnostics people been playin the fencenThey keep sayin its the same in a sensenThat evolution requires faith, that universe just came to existnFirst of all, microevolution been provennIn the same way that sound waves let you listen to musicnAnd macroevolution is the system of changenAt or above the level of the species inflicted with changenThat's microevolution on a grand scale we can't even wordnbecause our life span's too short to observenBut carbon dating is flawednIts half life is 5730 years, and that supports our causenNow that'd be great if we used it to datenBut since we don't then I'm a question that argument's weightnWe use potassium argon to date to date the globenNot carbon 12 or carbon 14 not none of thosenSo before you attack Grey go get ya facts straightnBecause in the facts race, your God comes into last placenn(Chorus)nBelief in Gods, we can fix thatnIrrational thoughts we get dispatchednIt may be hard be we'll get backnIn the position to just to end that nn(Verse 2)nTo battle me you need to reason clearlynNow I'm not sayin fear menBut at least be versed in punctuated equilibrium theorynGrand unified fields, quantum mechanics and dark planetsnWith logic that's sharper than a blade of d'Artagnan'snTo destroy arguments of creationists who cant stand itnThen they try and hit me with the wagernWho? Pascal's wager. Who? Pascal's wager.nNow that's a fool's betnAnd against the intelligent it's used lessnReally? You betnThis aint nothing new, they use it on kidsnBut for those who don't know it goes a little like thisnWouldn't you rather believe in God and be wrongnThen to not believe in God and be wrongnIf you believe in God and your wrong you've lost nothingnBut if you don't believe and you're wrong its all sufferingnThe problem is you can try it on anythingnSwitch the Gods around and apply it to anythingnThe Flyin Spaghetti Monster, Zeus, Amin, RanKrishna, Odin, Baal and then AllahnWhich one of em's our God?nNone of em all falsenAnd blame it on the Atheists its always our faultnExcept it never isnSo don't get mad at us we just showin ya'll the evidencenn(Chorus)nBelief in Gods, we can fix thatnIrrational thoughts we get dispatchednIt may be hard be we'll get backnIn the position to just to end thatnnGrand Unified TheorynRational Response SquadnI'm a make the fundies hate menThey gon' need a new reason to shut down rapnBut they wont shut down rap that degrades women though huh.nThey wont shut down rap that talks about sellin crack though huhnHypocritesnIts all good...