A Dog's Breakfast
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[Scientology (Dianetics)]

Listen to Ron Hubbard's son

Dad was con-man number one

Through black magic dabbling

And drugs his books were born *

Dianetics says I am

A reincarnated Thetan god

If I buy E-Meter

M.E.S.T. a-ok

L.R.H. says, Jesus never

Reached potential grade *

[The Watchtower (J.W.'s)]

Jehovah's Witness make the claim

The only prophet of today

But every prophecy was fake

And so they upped the date

As they read their bible wrong

John 1:1 The Word was a god

Triune God is of Babylon

The Church is of the beast

144,001 and all that follow

Jonadabs that cannot go to Heaven

I was fooled again

I had made up my mind

That truth comes in styles

I was fooled again

Wastin' my time

With life changing lies

[The New Age]

My^6 self I love so much

Because the New Age teaches me

The source of good and secrets lie within

If this present life ain't good

Astral to the past one dude

You can make adjustments

In your linear time zone

God is you and you are God

So whatever you decide is right... *

Right? [S. MacLaine]

[Mormonism (Latter-Day Saints)]

Joseph Smith a Mormon god

Murdered men, condemned of fraud

An angel gave him golden plates

Which no one ever saw

[Faith Movement]

K.C. says that Christ was lost

Sign of Satan on the cross

Bore the Devil's nature

And was born again in Hell

If you've got a little bod

You can all become a god

Benny hinders true conversion

Christ is not within

I have faith in my own faith

Cause I'm a little god [Hagin]

I was fooled again

A message from God

That was only a fraud

I was fooled again

Truth and joy was inside

But it's only in Christ

I was fooled again

By a spiritual force

That had disguised its source

I was fooled again

By the Lord's latest mail

But a novel from Hell

[*Paraphrase]


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  86 Bullets   A Ghost at the Wheel   Acid Head   America   Antiseptic Bloodbath   Architeuthis   Ark Of Suffering   Bats   Bearing Gruesome Cargo   Besprinkled In Scarlet Horror   Broken Chromosomes   Caixa De Raiva   Carried Away on Uncertain Wings   Carry The Wounded   Chamunda Temple Stampede   Chart of the Elements   Chart of the Elements (Lincchostbllis)   Claustrospelunker   Convoluted Absolutes   Crank the Knife   Crawl to China   Descent Into The Maelstrom   Dogman   Drawn and Quartered   Drinking From The Poisoned Well   Drowning Machine   Duplicitous Endeavor   Dysfunctional Domicile   En Hakkore   Enveloped in Python   Erratic Palpitations Of The Human Spirit   Fed By Ravens, Eaten By Vultures   Flowering Cadaver   Harlot Widow And The Virgin Bride   Healing Waters of the Tigris   If I Was There   If Pigs Could Fly   Imaginary Friend   In Death We Rise   Incommensurate   Indulgence By Proxy   Lost Language of the Andamans   Melting the Golden Calf   Officium Defunctorum   Oh Well   Pathogenic Ocular Dissonance   Perfect Night For A Hanging   Phantom Limb   Psycho Surgery   Pushin' Broom   Restoring the Locust Years   Ruminating Virulence   Sola Christus   Somnambulism   Spectrophobic Dementia   Spineless   Stereotaxic Atrocities   Stumblefoot   Swarming Spirits   Tears Of Korah   The Hand Trembler   The Maiden Who Slept in the Glass Coffin   The Skeezix Dilemma   The Skeezix Dilemma Part II (The Improbable Testim...   The Tell-Tale Heart   The Test For Leprosy   The Threshing Floor   The Tomb Of Gilgamesh   Theodicy On Trial   Tire Kicking   Twilight   Vanishing Lessons   Vitals Fading   Where Moth and Rust Destroy   White Knucklin' the Rosary   You Get What You Pray For   Your Take

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