99 Problems
ICE-T

Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me

Why I didn't do no old sex nasty shit

But this year, I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live

Brother Marquis in the house

(Yeah, I'm the motherfuckin' nigga)


Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems

All these niggaz is havin' girl problem, Marq

(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)

Lemme tell you what time is it


I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West

Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest

I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South

A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth


I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none

A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun

A bitch with a ass big as a TV set

And there's a bitch over there, hey, the one I'm gonna get


But yo, but maybe not, she might not like me though

No sweat to a vet, I'll slam a sista though, word

Ice in the whole damn herd

I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curve


I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link

Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink

Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass

A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass


And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily

And they love me back, that's why they stay with me

So if you havin' girl problems, I'll be there for you son

Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, hit it

Nah, a bitch ain't one


I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new

A bitch who love velvet in the colors blue

I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's built

A bitch who all her titties give out powdered milk


I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't

A bitch who can sing, a bitch who can't

A bitch who loves fuckin' on a airplane

I even got a bitch off Soul Train

I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Benz


Long ends, I got a bitch who's broke as a bum

But she's the most fun

I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who don't

A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won't

A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall

A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls


And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily

And they love me back, that's why they stay with me

So if you havin' girl problems, I'll be there for you son

Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, hit me


Yo Marquis, you from Miami, man, why don't you show

Mhese motherfuckers all the over the world the to live

Style of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin' fly nigga like you?


I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them

I don't trip on hos 'cause I don't need none of them

Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion

All hos suck cock, nigga, how you play 'em?


That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em

Stick dick in they mouth, take it out and I skeet on 'em

The nigga the one nighter, the bitch exciter

I only love my hos when I'm goin' up inside her


Problem number one is gettin' money

I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey

So don't expect nuttin' 'cause I ain't offerin'

I go hard on my bitches 'cause I'm never never softenin'


Puttin' the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em

The 'Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am' game is ran on 'em

So, fuck how you feel, you fuckin' cheap thrill

I hope you took the pill 'cause I won't pay the bill


Gettin' pussy's just another expense

If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent

I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum

I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one


Ha, yo Marquis, my motherfucker, you got problems, man?

(A bitch ain't one)

Aww shit, now let me tell you how to do this shit


I got a bitch that loves to G

She'll fuck you right after she fucks me

I got a bitch who loves both

I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes


I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow

A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho

A bitch that lies, a bitch that's true

A bitch who's a man because they're bitches too


I got a bitch that's cool, a bitch that's hot

A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock

A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at

She gets up under me and purrs like a cat


I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that walks

I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who talks

I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat

I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet


And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily

And they love me back, that's why they stay with me

So if you havin' girl problems, I'll be there for you son

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, hit me


No a bitch ain't one, you knahm sayin'?

(Huh, you know a bitch ain't one)

I got problems with my motherfuckin' rent Marquis

But a bitch ain't one


Man, you got yourself nothin' man

Fuck them raggedy stank ass hos nigga


A bitch ain't one

I got a problems stayin' out here on these streets

With the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know?

But a bitch ain't one, got problems with motherfuckers

Buyin' my records but a bitch ain't one


Fuck 'em all, nigga, fuck them motherfuckers

You knahm sayin'? A bitch ain't one

Got problems man

All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin' ass f'real


Really, niggaz worryin' about bitches

They better, they better find somethin' else to worry about


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Daddy Nitro   Dick Tracy [Instrumental]   Disorder   Disorder (featuring Slayer)   Don't Hate the Playa   Don't Hate The Playa   Drama   Ed   Escape From the Killing Fields   Everything Is Going To Be Alright   Evil E - What About Sex?   Evil E-What About Sex?   Exodus   Eye Of The Storm   Eye Of The Storm (featuring Buckshot Shorty)   Eye Of The Storm"(feat. Buckshot Shorty   First Impression   Fly By   Forced To Do Dirt   Freedom Of Speech   Fried Chicken   Fuck It   Fuck It (featuring El Sadiq & Powerlord JEL)   Fuck It"(feat. El Sadiq, Powerlord JEL   Funky Gripsta   G Style   G-Style   Gangsta Rap   Get My Cash On [feat. Shyheim]   Get Your Moneyman   Girls L.G.B.N.A.F.   God Forgive Me   God Forgive Me (featuring Laquan & SLEJ)   God Forgive Me"(feat. Laquan and SLEJ   Gotta Lotta Love   Grand Larceny   Hardcore   Hardcore (featuring Radzay, Bazaro & Grip)   Haters   Heartbeat   High Roller   High Rollers   Hit The Deck   Hit the Fan   Home Invasion   Home of the Bodybag   How Does it Feel   How Does It Feel (featuring Big Rich)   How Does it Feel"(feat. Big Rich   I Ain't New ta This   I Ain't New To This   I Ain't New Ta This   I Love Ladies   I Must Stand   I Must Stand [Instrumental]   I'm Your Pusher   I'm Your Pusher   Ice M.F. T   Ice MF. T   Ice T   Ice-O-Tek   Ice-T   Ice's Exodus   Iceapella   Iceberg   Inside of a Gangsta   Inside Of A Gangsta (featuring Jell)   Inside of a Gangsta"(feat. Jell   Intro   Intro (7th Deadly Sin)   Intro (featuring Jay-Z)   Intro (Rhyme Pays)   Intro / Rhyme Pays   Intro Rhyme Pays   Intro/Rhyme Pays   It's Goin' Down   It's On   It's Goin' Down   It's On   Killers   L.G.B.N.A.F.   Lethal Weapon   Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous   M.V.P.S   M.V.P.S.   Make It Funky   Make It Funky (12" Mix)   Make It Funky (12\" Mix)   Make The Loot Loop   Message To The Soldier   Mic Contract   Midnight   Mind Over Matter   Mixed Up   Money, Power & Women   Money, Power & Women   Money, Power, Woman   My Baby   My Word Is Bond   New Jack Hustler   New Life   NY, NY   O.G. Original Gangster   Oh No   Oh No [Remix Dirty][*]   Our Most Requested Record   Out There   Outro   Pain   Peel Their Caps Back   Personal   Pimp Anthem   Pimp Behind The Wheels   Pimp Behind The Wheels (DJ Evil E The Great)   Pimp Behind The Wheels (featuring DJ Evil E The Gr...   Pimp Or Die   Pimpin' Ain't Easy   Pimpin' Ain't Easy (Godfather Theme)   Pimpin' Ain't Easy (Godfather Theme)   Please Believe Me   Power   Pray   Prepared to Die   Pulse of the Rhyme   Question And Answer   Race War   Radio Suckers   Rap Game's Hijacked   Rap Games Hijacked   Rap Is Fake   Real Talk   Real?   Real? [Insert]   Reckless   Reckless   Reckless (12")   Reckless (12")"(feat. The Glove, Dave Storrs   Reckless (12)   Repossession   Retaliation   Return Of the Real   Rhyme Pays   Ricochet   Sex   Sex (Bonus Beat)   Sex [Bonus Beat]   Shit Hit The Fan   Shit Hit The Fan (featuring Shawnie Shawn)   Shut Up Be Happy   Shut Up, Be Happy   Shut Up, Be Happy"(feat. Jello Biafra   So Fly   Sombody Gotta Do It (remix)   Somebody Gotta Do It   Somebody Gotta Do It (Pimpin' Ain't Easy!!!)   Somebody Gotta Do It (Pimpin' Ain't Easy!)   Somebody Gotta Do It (Pimpin' Ain't Easy!) (12\" M...   Somebody Gotta Do It (Pimpin' Ain't Easy...   Sondoobiest (Interlude) (featuring Sondoobiest)   Sondoobiest Interlude   Sondoobiest Interlude"(feat. Sondoobiest   Soul On Ice   Squeeze the Trigger   Step Your Game Up   Straight Up Nigga   Street Killer   Street Sweeper   Swazy   Syndicate 4 Ever   That's How I'm Livin   That's How I'm Livin'   That's How I'm Livin   The 5th   The 7th   The 7th (featuring Marc Live, Ras Kass & Tash (Tha...   The Coldest Rap   The Girl Tried To Kill Me   The House   The Hunted Child   The Iceberg   The Lane   The Lane (E.V.A. Remix)   The Syndicate   The Tower   They Want Me Back In   They Want Me Back In (featuring Big Rich)   They Want Me Back In"(feat. Big Rich   This One's for Me   This One's For Me   Threat (Interlude) (featuring Threat)   Threat Interlude   Threat Interlude"(feat. Threat   Trespass   Twice The Game   Valuable Game   Walking In The Rain   Warning   Watch The Ice Break   What Ya Wanna Do?   What Ya Wanna Do? (featuring Rhyme Syndicate)   Where The Shit Goes Down   Where The Shit Goes Down?   Ya Shoulda Killed Me Last Year   You Played Yourself   Ziplock

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