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5 Bottles Of Shampoo
The King Blues

She pushed in before me in the supermarket queue

Pretending not to see me in that way women do

She put on the counter some milk and bread too

Then she pulled out, five, different bottles of shampoo

And I though to myself I will never understand women


And I hear some of you say that all men are the same

They're all ruled by their dicks

That's true of some but not all, don't point that finger so quick

There's some though in the clubs pinching girls arses

Being intimidating with obscene passes

A goddess, you can tell when she dances

You shout slag when she rejects your advances

It's like you got no belief in yourself

Or you ain't got the balls to just talk to a girl


So every time after six beers

Your aim of the nights to reduce her to tears

When she chats to me, you spit and shout whore

Well it is written in the art of war

To fight only the battles you can win

But I will defend your honour until they kick my face in

You can scrape me up bruised and battered off the floor

Integrity is what black eyes are invented for


So down with the dictatorship that's so cocksure

They use rape as a weapon of war,

Down with the man who thinks it's ok to give his wife a punch

Down with the judge who says it weren't rape cause she was drunk

If you're pro-life be a doctor, foster a kid

That's how you make it possible for people to live

But don't you dare tell women what they can and can't do

When it was a women who gave life to you


Yes I'm a man, I guess a typical one

But I ain't afraid to say

I think that women are beautiful and strong

Too fat, too thin that's just media spin

You look best when you're comfortable in your own skin

So I'm sorry if you feel undue

If the truth be known I'm in awe of you

You're a giver of life and a warrior too

So do you really need five different bottles of shampoo?


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