3 Legged Race
Holy Moly

Well I woke up really earlynon my anniversarynWife told me to meet hernat the house for lunch around 3nWell I showed up real earlynwith flowers in my handnWalked into the front doornthere stood a one-legged mannand he told me that he loved my wifenand she was good in bednWell I punched him in the mouthnand then I ran off with his legnBitch 3 legged raced off with my heartnnI felt kinda badnstealing that fella's fake legnalthough that motherfuckernfucked my wife in my own bednWell I thought I'd return itnthen I'd head out for the barnto my surprisenthat man n my wifenstole my fuckin' carnso I moved out everything I couldnexcept that fuckin' bednand laughed as I walked out the doorncuz I still had his legnBitch 3 legged raced offnThat bitch 3 legged raced off with my heartnnI don't know if you knew himnbut we used to be good friendsnwe'd go out late night talkingn'bout strange places we'd beennlittle did I know nthat fucker talked about my wifenThat one legged fuckernone legged hoppednhopped off with my wifenBitch 3 legged raced offnThat bitch 3 legged raced offnThat bitch 3 legged raced off with my heartnnWell every time that I'm feeling sadnI look up at that legnjust knowing that he's wobblingnmakes me feel good insteadnI smile when I think about himnfucking in my bedncuz doggy style is impossiblenwhen you only got one legnBitch 3 legged raced offnThat bitch 3 legged raced offnThat bitch 3 legged raced off with my heart

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