18 Inch Ruler
Suburban Rhythm

When I was young, I was a nasty little child. I'd mess up things with no respect, my parents called me wild. But when I came home from doing things that were considered wrong.Tthey gave me wooden discipline, that's why I wrote this song! nnOo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, wooden discipline, was smacked on my behind. Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, the 18 inch ruler! Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, my father, was tanning my behind. Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, the 18 inch ruler!nnWuh!nHey!nnOne day I was giving trouble, to the normal baby-sitter. So she got mad and she called my dad, and he sounded really bitter. I hung up on him, right away. But much to my surprise. He came home and he whipped me good and just kicked my behind. nnOo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, my father, was tanning my behind. Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, the 18 inch ruler! Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, wooden discipline was smacked on my behind. Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, the 18 inch ruler! nnWuh!nHey!nnOne day my momma made me mad so I pissed on all her flowers, I felt like I was getting even, felt like I had power! When mom found out she told my dad now I'd get it for sure. He spanked me hard he spanked me good like I'd never been spanked before!nnOo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, wooden discipline, was smacked on my behind. Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, the 18 inch ruler! Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, my father, was tanning my behind. Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, the 18 inch ruler! nnWuh!nHey!


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