13 Ways
Esham

Today boys and girls we have a special speaker in the house tonight
And he's gonna teach you about life and death
I was born a God damn failure
Dropped outta school at mitalia
Found me a nickel and lost a dime
My whole life story came true in a rhyme
I don't know what the fuck was on my mind
I tried suicide 4 or 5 times
Tryed to take a whiff into wrist but it didn't work
And it seems I'm the only one that's gettin' hurt
Now I gotta bullet and a chain, and I'm fulla sweat
I decide to play a game of Russian Roulette
Click, click, click I guess I loose I didn't win
So I decide to do it again and again
Now it's gettin' borin' 'cause I keep on loosin'
I guess I'm kinda cruisin' for a bruisin'
Then I take a knife and put a 6 in my head
3 times then I say I wish I was dead
Blood drippin' off my forehead
And then I'm lyin' in my deathbed, but I'm not dead
I gotta headache so I'm gettin' somethin' for it see
I take some Tylenols, about 23
So what you wanna follow me
I got 13 ways to commit suicide
Who would like to hang from a tree?
I would I would, then listen close to me
You get some sturdy rope and put it 'round your neck
Tie a real good knot, or the shit won't work
It's best to put it in a noose
Just incase you have second thoughts you can't get loose
Now we're at number 6
This a real goody no special effects or countertricks
Tie a big rock to your foot no mistakes
Then jump your ass in a deep lake
Get yourself some gas, then drink that shit
Then drink some more, then you smoke the cigarette
Or better yet, get real drunk and take a real long drive
On the freeway down the wrong side
Brother you're bound to make a hit
It's like lettin' a pitbull suck a dick
So if you wanna follow me
I got 13 ways to commit suicide
Now we're on number 11
Did you know suicidalists didn't go to heaven?
'No where they go man? take another guess
Matter fact take another suicidal test
This is what you do man
Go jump your monkey ass off a real tall building
And then you live through that one
You get reincarnated mean you get to come back son
But I seriously doubt that
'Cause you been tryin' to kill yourself you don't give a shit about that
All you wanna do is die
Maybe motherfuckers kill themselves but don't know why
But I know why I'm teachin' you this
Why? Should you have to kill yourself, you don't miss
To prevent a miss, you put a gun in your mouth
And blow your fuckin' brains out
Fuck your mommy, fuck your daddy, nobody cares
Look how they treated you over the years
What you oughta do is kill them then you
A suicidalist dream come true
So if you wanna follow me
I got 13 ways to commit suicide


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  ?   \"Please\"   2 Dollahoe   24/7   30 Birdz   4 All The Suicidalists   666   7 Mile RD.   Acid   Ah Ha   All Night Everyday   All Of My Life   Amen Another Sin   Any Style You Want   As I Rock-N-Roll   Au Revoir   Back In Da Day   Bang   Be-4   Black Orchid   Bolivia   Boom!   Boom! (featuring Violent J)   Boss Up   Brain Surgery   Brainwashed   Brick   Brick (featuring TNT)   Can't Take It Wit Cha   Can't Take That   Charlie Manson   Chatty Ass Nigga   Chemical Imbalance   Closed Casket   Comerica   Comerica - 1997   Comin Out a Coma   Crash & Burn   Crash & Burn   Crewzin Down 7 Mile   Crib Death   Cross My Heart   Dead By Day   Dem Boyz   Dem Boyz (featuring Violent J)   Detective (with Mastamind, Mobaddes and TNT)   Detroit   Detroit (featuring TNT)   Detroit 101   Devil's Groove   Devil's In The Soup   Devil's Night   Devilish Mood   Devils In The Soup   Devilsh*t   Diggin on da D-L   Don't Blame Me   Don't Blame Me!   Dream Girl   Drive U2 Suicide   Dumb Bitch   Dyin To Be Down   Dying To Be Down   E-Mail   Envy the Sunshine   Erotic Poetry   Esham's Boomin   Everyone   Everyone - 2001   Ex-Girlfriend   F@*k a Lover   Fallen Angel   Finger In The Cake Mix   Flatline   Foodstamp   Freak Nasty   Fried Chicken   Fuck A Lover   Game Of Death   Get Doe   Get My Head Together   Get On Down   Getthefugoutmyface   Gloczup   God   Hard Times   Headache / Wet Day Dreamer   Headhunter   Hellter Skkkelter (Edited)   Hit And Run   Hockey Daddy   Hoe Role   Homey Don't Play   Hot Booty   How Do I Plead To Homicide?   I Know   I Know You Hate Me   I Met This Little Girlie   I Thought You Knew   I'd Rather Be Dead   I'll Be Glad When You Dead   I'm Dead   If I Can't Have U   If This Ain't Hell   In Detroit   Intro (Hallucinagenics)   Intro Boogieman   Jackie   Judgement Day   Kill Or Be Killed   Kill The Fetus   King of Hearts   Kissing Bandit   Kkkill the Fetus   Knockin Em Dead   Knockin' Em Dead   La La La   Lightyearsaway   Living In Incest   Lola Falana   Look at Me   Look At Me (featuring Twiztid)   Losin My Religion   Losin' My Religion   Love   Lowlafalana   Maggot Brain Theory   Make Me Wanna Holla   Makin' More Music   Mama Was A Junkie   Mental Stress   Midnight Hour   Migraine Headache   Migraine Headache (featuring Insane Clown Posse)   Migraine Headache w\/ICP   Momma Was a Junkie   Mommy   Monkey Mix   Morty's Theme   Mr. Negativity   My 9 Rhymes   My Homie Got Shot   My Last Words   My Mind's Blowin Up   My Understanding is Zero   Narration 1   Narration 2   Narration 3   Nervous   Nervous - 1997   Night Vision   Nine Dead Bodies   No Fault Insurance (featuring Natas)   No More Dyin'   No More Mr. Nice Guy   No Singin/Misery   No Singing At My Funeral   No Singing at My Funeral - 1994   No War   No War (featuring Jumpsteady)   Old Wicketshit!!! (Remix)   Once You Go Black   One Day   Out Cold   Out Ya Mind   Outcha Atmosphere   Ozone Layer   P-P-P-Pow!   P-P-P-Pow! (featuring Insane Clown Posse)   P-P-P-Pow! w\/ICP   Panic Attack   Panic Attack - 2001   Pay (featuring Bone Thugs 'N' Harmony)   Perpetration   Pill Me (Feel My Prescription)   Play Dead   Poetry   Premature Ejaculation   Price On Ya Head   Pussy Ain't Got No Face   Red Rum   Redemption   Reload   Rocks Off   Rocks Off!   Rockz Off   Runnin' From Me   Sell Me Yo Soul   Silicone   Silicone - 1996   Since Day One   Skydive   Slippin out Amerikkka   Slow Motion   Slug Froma 45   So Selfish   Some Ol' Wicket Shit!!!   Some Old Wicket Shit!!!   Soopa Doopa   Soopa Villians   Suffer the Consequences   Sunshine   Symptoms Of Insanity   Taste   The Boogieman   The D.   The Devil Gets Funky   The Eulogy   The Fear   The Jaw Bone   The Real Feel   The Wicked Shit Will Never Die   The Wicketshit Will Never Die   Therapy   Thinking to Myself   Tony Montana   True   Turbulence   U Wanna Know Something   Unhappy   Velveeta   Voices In My Head   Wake The Dead   Walkin on da Flatline   Was It Sum'n I Said   Watch Ya Back   We Cumin' for U   We Gots Some Nonbelievers   What   What Did I Do Wrong   What Is Evil   Where My Bitch At?   Whoa   Wicket   Wish You Was Down   Wit Yo Punk Azz   Woo Woo Woo   Woo Woo Woo Woo   Word After Word   Would You Die 4 Me   You Betta Ask Somebody   You Still Ain't Shit To Me (with Mobaddest and TNT...   You Still Hoe'n

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