Juanita thinks she's a roller rinknWe're on the brink of financial disasternWants to feel just a little fasternSmashed her hand on the mirror in the bathroomnI get high watching Rockford FilesnJuanita lives just like Jimmy drivesnScreech those tires, yeah and scrape the sidesnFind that little bit left insidenWhat am I supposed to tell our friends?nThat you walked into a bendernI haven't seen you sincenBut I know that you've beennGetting loose with the gin and juicenThe proof is in the photo shootnI'm surenYou pulled this shit beforenPlayed the prodigal whorenYou said you're just exploringnnVirginia slept with the sketchy chick nShe was sick, they still clickednRhode Island slide with the skinny guynPawtucket pawnshops and Newport LightsnMade amends with your dealer friends nThe truth is in the camera lensnSo don't come homenWith a stick in your nose nI hired a detectivenHe's got a tiny camera n nJuanita thinks she can skip the sleepnThe sun sneaks up on the Born Rock freaksnMaybe next time we get togethernThe deviated septum nWill feel a little better